Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary

Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary - or why can't anybody spell English?'It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word- - U.S. President.Shakespeare, Shake-speare, Shakspeare, Shaxberd, Shakespere, Shak-speare, Shaskpear, Shakspere, Shaksper, Schaksp., Shakespear, Shakespheare'My spelling is Wobbly' - Winnie-t