Thud

With his beloved Watch crumbling around him and war-drums sounding, Commander Sam Vimes of Ankh-Morpork City Watch must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin and brave any darkness to find the solution. And at six o'clock every day, without fail, he must go home to read 'Where's My Cow?', with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy.